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“OHHHH SHIT! IM CUMMING! IM CUMMING MOM!!!†“baby it’s okay! You can let it all out inside me! You don’t have to worry anymore! Mommy is all yours sweetie!!†After overhearing me and my sis through the phone, he couldn’t believe on what
#im_so_disrespectful#oh_well#fuck_who_dont_like_it# on_the_cool_your_mom_loves_me☕
@tendril-pendant im the mom
the-absolute-best-posts: ludwiglovesthebottom so im doing homework and my mom is making dinner and i just heard “ive got my eye on you” and i guess she taped an eye eraser to a wooden spoon and….… .
I just broke my phone. It wont turn on. My baby. I HAD MY INFINITE FANCAMS FROM THE CONCERT ON THERE
That dumb moment when you hear your mom announce that she made fresh sweet te and cookies, so you pause your movie excited and jumped up running downstairs.. only to realize your drunker then you thought and trip standing up and fall back down..I’m
rawliciousbeauty: When I grow-up and have babies, they will eat fruit and veggies from when they are little, won’t feed them any sweets and chips and chocolate and etc, I’ll make them healthy from the day when they are born so they won’t have to
pervertedson: - Now Im the man of the house, mom. And your body belongs to me. Who is own this pussy? Slut. - Its yours, son. Moms pussy is yours, honey. Mom is your cheap whore.
henny-de-gallo: bonrealprophecies: im the mom 1:58am
theyellowbrickroad: mom i think im in an internet gang
mechabre: the trend of dead anime moms is actually sort of troubling from a feminist perspective but im not feeling articulate enough to voice my opinions so im just going to leave it at that The “dead anime moms” trope is dangerously close
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ambitious-witch: frozenmusings: darthrenvan: jade-belle-2187: So movieweb posted this news today, I don’t know if any of you have heard about this but the amount of hate this is getting just makes me shake my head. At the end of the day Hollywood
raphhaels:okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how
im-the-batmann: storm-hawke: surprisedentistry: Caption:Mom: ‘‘If a stranger came up to you and said; I’m your mom’s friend and she sent me to pick you up, what would you say?’‘Kid, off-screen: ‘‘You’re a liar because my mom doesn’t
hiraikotsu: im the mom
welcome-to-on-crack-exo-zoo: have u ever wonder what EXO’s family members think about their hair? EXO’s mom : yes the blond one is my son wait what i mean the brown one oh no the red one oops he’s the rainbow one EXO’s dad: my son is the one
zodiacbaby: whitepplvines: God bless im the mom Tragic
ahmbaar-ruhnay: murderweapon: fuckrashida: kontrollsysteme: boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy This hurts my heart :( girl. This doesn’t surprise me. Yeah, it’s sad, but white parents-especially the mom (cuz woohoo gender roles)-don’t bother to learn how
zodiacbaby: whitepplvines: God bless im the mom
binches: penis-hilton: im the mom is this what it’s like to live in the south
Apparently I’m out to ruin my mom’s life and all I want to do is lock her up in a mental hospital lol
When the mom friend asks if you've eaten dinner but you haven't consumed anything but cucumbers and freezies the last 3 days
ac-cy: thottweiler: punacceptable: yeoja: oak23: Being Asian and meeting your Asian friend’s family when you can only speak English. im the mom I’m the Asian friend that makes everyone else look bad me when my coworkers bring their friends
goth-aunt: microtear: frankenfemme: My mom tagged me in this Im Im the mom who tagged you
the-anal-rapist: My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!” Me: “I’m coming…”
the-dragons-thoughts: Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile,
moisemorancy: melanin-king: kai-kaija: xereoe: nikepapi: zodiacbaby: whitepplvines: God bless im the mom this is so painful ^ I guess they ruined the “now I’m mad” thing too huh..smh. I hope they don’t learn how to milly rock cause
“She was born a girl and wants to be a boy”“She’s so muscular for a girl!”“That’s not fair to all the other wrestlers”“I bet her mom like ‘my daughter got fucked up’!”Kill meFucking kill meHEHE IS OBVIOUSLY A TRANS MANTHIS IS WHY
sweetpanda10: punacceptable: yeoja: oak23: Being Asian and meeting your Asian friend’s family when you can only speak English. im the mom I’m the Asian friend that makes everyone else look bad I’m the Panda.
striders: every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend
My parents just told me about this time when I was three that I went in their room when they were out and found my dad’s porn magazines under the bed. They came home and I was sitting on the floor surrounded by fifty something magazines all open
im-a-walking-paradox: when your mom told you “put it back” in the store
punacceptable: yeoja: oak23: Being Asian and meeting your Asian friend’s family when you can only speak English. im the mom I’m the Asian friend that makes everyone else look bad
zodiacbaby: whitepplvines: God bless im the mom @ink-meows
so I had a really bad day and I just asked my mom if I can fill out the census to cheer me up (she said yes)
my mom is watching a kimchi tutorial video and the lady ate some raw squid and my mom just yelled “Oh no! Squidward!!”
mom is cleaning my room and im like //WATCHES HER cause she is getting super close to where i hid her birthday present
I’m laughing so hard dsgha okay last night they added Asami as Korra’s gf ((big win for us)) on the Wiki but then i go on the Wiki today to show my mom and THEY TOOK MAKO OFF AS AN EX AHAHAHA like who cares he’s old news, Asami as
i literally have like no furniture space left to put anything on, i end up having to put things on the floor cause im just ????
my mom is on the phone with her friend trying to explain to her how to set a profile photo on her whatsapp and its been 45 minutes and im dying
the age thing also really makes me uncomfortable because people have this ingrained ageism thing where if women are older than like 22 then they’re no longer cool and are seen as old or “moms” and aren’t allowed to like ~childish~ things and if
capitalwastelandanchor: amyflame: im—going-cakeless: oh no access to the protection of bronies oh fuck no ((Mom’s against wealthy foreigners.)) ((not sure if want))
Im sorry people thinking that my family of love blog is quality and that I have everything planned to a T but like I came up with that Sardonyx thing like RIGHT as I was typeing out the answer omfg
h-alliwell: I’ve got the moves like Mama ♪ → requested by i-just-want-to-see-the-light
im-studying-mom: amarelysmatus: iatetheteenagedream: fearof-rejection: the feeling when you hear something that kills you and you try your hardest to look fine This is me everyday This was me yesterday.. my father told me “you’re an inconvenience in
mustangst: minahokazuto: mistynia: gnarlyninja: Eren’s mom in snk had the same hair style as the mom in fma she was doomed from the start Dead mother trending bye are you fuckin kidding me
SO, while mom and big sis rocked the bun look, i think im gonna steer away from that for weiss. the side ponytail look will stay, but will be presented in a more “adult” way. it will keep weiss unique, and shes always been the rebellious child anyways
sims moms just had their second baby tonight……. it is a boy…..hallelu
chainchomping:what’s your ‘thing’ as a friend. i don’t mean like ‘oh im the mom friend’ i mean like what’s the Thing where if one of your friends was looking for a specific interaction they’d message you first. personally i can always
